XcuseCards

BODILY ALIMENTS

  • Headache? Broken foot? Gas? These issues are big enough problems on their own. Do you really need some one asking you a million questions? You’re foot’s broken! What do they think happend, right?! Help them get the message with these.

DEATH IN THE FAMILY

  • Granny bite the bullet? Uncle Tommy hang himself? Fido fall down the well? You’re probably too busy crying to even explain. Bringing it up will make you cry even more, right? Your friends will get the hint with these morbid stickers.

I’D RATHER NOT SAY

  • You don’t want to tell your boss that you hate him. It’s rude to blow off that guy that talks to much. Coffee breath can be a bit over powering. Tell that guy to suck a mint with these hilarious excuses. XcuseCards can turn any insult into a compliment!

CUSTOM

  • Do you have an idea for an XcuseCard? Is there a family member we forgot to kill off? Maybe an insult you just wish you had on a sticker? Email us?! We’ll turn it into an XcuseCard and send you the first batch FREE!! Even give you credit for coming up with it. That’s a deal you can get behind!